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Old 09-10-2003, 01:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Chicken Joke.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed
that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said , " Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said, " I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down
there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right you are, better not eat any more
chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop
eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh my
God! it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and the gizzards.
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Old 09-10-2003, 01:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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let the good times roll indeed
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Old 09-10-2003, 05:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
Poo-tee-weet?
 
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lol thats pretty funny...
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Old 09-10-2003, 05:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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GROAN! childish humor. But still funny
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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oh the innocence of children. funny post thanx
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Old 09-28-2003, 12:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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awesome
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