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Tarn · 09-10-2003, 06:47 AM

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"

drewg · 09-10-2003, 06:59 AM

hehe, clever indeed

Happyland · 09-10-2003, 08:00 AM

Stare At The Sun · 09-10-2003, 09:18 AM

lol, what a bastard

archer2371 · 09-10-2003, 12:11 PM

Ha, that is clever.

Flesh · 09-10-2003, 04:12 PM

hahaha

Shpoop · 09-10-2003, 04:21 PM

yea, hes thinkin ahead for sure!

Brewmaniac · 09-10-2003, 04:37 PM

Funny shit! Thanks

TheClarkster · 09-10-2003, 05:24 PM

At least he told his kid....
Very good joke.

Root_Beer_Man · 09-10-2003, 05:42 PM

Smart guy...but i agree, What a bastard indeed

laconic1 · 09-10-2003, 06:38 PM

What a smart bastard.

loganmule · 09-10-2003, 07:34 PM

an oldie but goodie, thanks

KellyC · 09-11-2003, 02:50 AM

bad luck for his wife, either way. funny joke

09-10-2003, 06:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	Clever dad. Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"

09-10-2003, 08:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	nice __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

09-10-2003, 12:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	Ha, that is clever. __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

09-10-2003, 04:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny shit! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-10-2003, 05:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	At least he told his kid.... Very good joke. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-10-2003, 06:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
drewg Crazy Location: Norway	hehe, clever indeed

09-10-2003, 09:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	lol, what a bastard

09-10-2003, 04:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea, hes thinkin ahead for sure!

09-10-2003, 05:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Smart guy...but i agree, What a bastard indeed __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

09-10-2003, 06:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	What a smart bastard.

09-10-2003, 07:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	an oldie but goodie, thanks

09-11-2003, 02:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	bad luck for his wife, either way. funny joke __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-10-2003, 04:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hahaha