Joke of the Day - September 10
 

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"

Farmer: "That's right."

Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"

Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life.

Thanks for the joke - got a few yuck, yuck, yucks out of it.

Thanks for all the work that you do at TFP. I'm sure it's a labor of love.

Heh that one gave me a chuckle.

Asta!!

ok thats clever

i like it five stars here

Oldie but goodie.

That generated a heavy giggle

never heard that one b4


thx

that's a water cooler one. thanks the folks at work will enjoy that one on monday

liked it thx