uncle phil

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM


9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So
7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes
6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
5.9999835137 Redefining the PC--and Mathematics As Well
4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really
3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful
2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It Floating Point?
1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
0.9999999998 The Errata Inside

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

-Anders

Hahah i must be such a geek, i actually get it

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CSflim

"Redefining the PC--and Mathematics As Well" Beautiful!

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marcopolo

Good One Uncle Phil !

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Root_Beer_Man

I dont get it...oh wait...I have a life. :O

JK im just playing with ya....but i still dont get it :P

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>3 Cheers for boobies!!<

Marius1

Explain. Or is it one of those jokes that doesn't translate into funny once you expose its innards?