canucker

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your vagina?”
“Fuck off, no your can’t smell my vagina!!!
“Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “it must be your feet then”.

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yabobo

That was baaaaaaad! You'll draw flack from this one.
But i'm sick and did laugh.......a little

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

vulture

it was bad!
and predictable!

but.. i laughed, so I guess it's ok

microdot

I didn't think it was that bad, and I didn't see it coming.


I'll be retelling that one Thanks for the material!

fizzledorf

i thought it was funny too -- almost should be in the "quick thinking lines for men" thread!

jimk

i laughed out loud, so then had to share it with the coworkers. they laughed too.

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raw power is a laughin' at you & me

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firebirdta

Haha, a definite laugh-out-loud/groaner. Haha. Can't stop laughing....

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marcopolo

Sounds like an adverb problem to me .

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cJoe

and that's all I have to say

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JTC

Hahahaha

Gave me a good laugh

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Battlefield

horribly cheezy but I did manage a smile

bravo49

disgusting

gnl3434

I also thought it was very funny and didn't see it coming either

Happyland

i loved it

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someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

DiffEng

Simple, yet effective. I had an outloud chuckle.

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1. Contemplate end of world
2. Build fort out of sofa

nostalgic1

very very cheesy... but i'll be re-telling it in the near future i'm sure...

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fallen_angel

thats wrong, but funny

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Shpoop

quite clever! good one!