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09-08-2003, 01:04 PM
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Crazy
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Can I smell your Vagina?
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your vagina?”
“Fuck off, no your can’t smell my vagina!!! “Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “it must be your feet then”.
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09-08-2003, 03:11 PM
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Lust Puppy
Location: in your closet and in your head...
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That was baaaaaaad! You'll draw flack from this one.
But i'm sick and did laugh.......a little
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. |
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09-15-2003, 03:18 PM
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Insane
Location: Location: Location: Location:
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very very cheesy... but i'll be re-telling it in the near future i'm sure...
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I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple. |
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09-24-2003, 09:15 PM
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Psycho
Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
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thats wrong, but funny
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from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel |
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Thanks for the material!
