What would you do.....
 

What would you do if you came across an elephant in the forest????





Ya know, personally, I would would wipe him off and say you are sorry.

Ha ha, good one, reminds me of that one

Q. What should you do if a elephant comes in your window?
A. Start Swimming

HA! I love it. That made me laugh out loud and put a big grin on mah face :D

I like it.................

Oh, man it's "come" jokes. A new low. ;)

You know what the dentist said to his assistant?

You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across.

LOL! It's like I'm back in the sixth grade!

Thats a good one!!

Kinda reminds me of the scene in the Replacements, when the receiver is super fast but can't catch a ball to save his life. The coach puts stick-em all over his hands (quite illegal in the game of football), and the receiver goes "Jesus, coach...I look like I just jacked off an elephant!"

Classic

I posted this one on the old board, but I like it enough to repeat it:

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
A: Because his wife's dead.

hehe... ahh good old dick, fart and cum jokes

lol immature humor will never die in my mind

so lame... but so funy!