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04-25-2003, 12:28 AM
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Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Sick Sick Sick
A few sick jokes:
Q: Whats the difference between a microwave & anal Sex? A: Only one can brown your meat. Q: Whats the difference between an oral & arectal Thermometor? A: The taste! Bob call's his boss to say that he is sick and not coming in to the office. "How sick are you?"Asks his boss? "Well", replies Bob," Right now I'm Fucking a three year old!"
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04-25-2003, 08:35 AM
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Location: Up my ass
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Awful, awful joke. I give you props for the awfullness.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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04-25-2003, 09:15 AM
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Not for parents with young children:
The husband comes through the front door to see his wife standing in the foyer, her arms folded across her chest and tapping her toe on the marble floor. husband - "Is something wrong?" wife - "I want a divorce." husband - "I can't believe you mean that. You have a huge house, a maid, a cook, a chauffeur, a gardner, fine furniture, cars, boats, all the clothes you want, we travel. What brought this on?" wife - "One word. Pedophile." husband - "That's an awfully big word for a four year old." |
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