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thebatman · 04-25-2003, 12:28 AM

A few sick jokes:

Q: Whats the difference between a microwave & anal Sex?
A: Only one can brown your meat.

Q: Whats the difference between an oral & arectal Thermometor?
A: The taste!

Bob call's his boss to say that he is sick and not coming in to the office.
"How sick are you?"Asks his boss?
"Well", replies Bob," Right now I'm Fucking a three year old!"

forgotten_dream · 04-25-2003, 01:05 AM

Ahhh!!! *is forced to gouge out his eyes after reading the third joke....*

fatretardedguy · 04-25-2003, 07:06 AM

not sick in the slightest. I like 'em, and I'd only heard the thermometer one.

spiderman · 04-25-2003, 07:10 AM

that last one was too funny. i'm calling the joke police.
what's the number for 911?

GSRIDER · 04-25-2003, 07:38 AM

Q: What do pearl harbor and a girl who just lost her virginity have in common

A: they both have bloody semen in their cockpits

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 08:11 AM

Ha ha ha. Too good.

Hycdubg · 04-25-2003, 08:35 AM

Awful, awful joke. I give you props for the awfullness.

mykockle · 04-25-2003, 09:01 AM

Bad, just bad..... but yet i can't help tell them to family and friends... alas i can not add a new one to this tread coz I'm not funny

tim1224 · 04-25-2003, 09:15 AM

Not for parents with young children:

The husband comes through the front door to see his wife standing in the foyer, her arms folded across her chest and tapping her toe on the marble floor.
husband - "Is something wrong?"
wife - "I want a divorce."
husband - "I can't believe you mean that. You have a huge house, a maid, a cook, a chauffeur, a gardner, fine furniture, cars, boats, all the clothes you want, we travel. What brought this on?"
wife - "One word. Pedophile."
husband - "That's an awfully big word for a four year old."

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 09:58 AM

some sick ones in there! still funny!

04-25-2003, 12:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
thebatman Upright Location: Cape Town, South Africa	Sick Sick Sick A few sick jokes: Q: Whats the difference between a microwave & anal Sex? A: Only one can brown your meat. Q: Whats the difference between an oral & arectal Thermometor? A: The taste! Bob call's his boss to say that he is sick and not coming in to the office. "How sick are you?"Asks his boss? "Well", replies Bob," Right now I'm Fucking a three year old!" __________________ This will hurt less if you stop squirming

04-25-2003, 01:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Ahhh!!! is forced to gouge out his eyes after reading the third joke.... __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-25-2003, 07:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
spiderman Rebourne - God, I love life, so, thanks! Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose	that last one was too funny. i'm calling the joke police. what's the number for 911? __________________ Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

04-25-2003, 07:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Q: What do pearl harbor and a girl who just lost her virginity have in common A: they both have bloody semen in their cockpits __________________ No signature at this time. Last edited by GSRIDER; 04-25-2003 at 08:20 AM..

04-25-2003, 08:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Ha ha ha. Too good. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 07:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
fatretardedguy Banned Location: Ohio	not sick in the slightest. I like 'em, and I'd only heard the thermometer one.

04-25-2003, 08:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Awful, awful joke. I give you props for the awfullness. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-25-2003, 09:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
mykockle Crazy Location: Denver CO	Bad, just bad..... but yet i can't help tell them to family and friends... alas i can not add a new one to this tread coz I'm not funny

04-25-2003, 09:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
tim1224 Upright	Not for parents with young children: The husband comes through the front door to see his wife standing in the foyer, her arms folded across her chest and tapping her toe on the marble floor. husband - "Is something wrong?" wife - "I want a divorce." husband - "I can't believe you mean that. You have a huge house, a maid, a cook, a chauffeur, a gardner, fine furniture, cars, boats, all the clothes you want, we travel. What brought this on?" wife - "One word. Pedophile." husband - "That's an awfully big word for a four year old."

04-25-2003, 09:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	some sick ones in there! still funny! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-