Sick Sick Sick
 

A few sick jokes:

Q: Whats the difference between a microwave & anal Sex?
A: Only one can brown your meat.

Q: Whats the difference between an oral & arectal Thermometor?
A: The taste!

Bob call's his boss to say that he is sick and not coming in to the office.
"How sick are you?"Asks his boss?
"Well", replies Bob," Right now I'm Fucking a three year old!"

Ahhh!!! *is forced to gouge out his eyes after reading the third joke....*

not sick in the slightest. I like 'em, and I'd only heard the thermometer one.

that last one was too funny. i'm calling the joke police.
what's the number for 911?

Q: What do pearl harbor and a girl who just lost her virginity have in common





A: they both have bloody semen in their cockpits

Ha ha ha. Too good.

Awful, awful joke. I give you props for the awfullness.

Bad, just bad..... but yet i can't help tell them to family and friends... alas i can not add a new one to this tread coz I'm not funny

Not for parents with young children:

The husband comes through the front door to see his wife standing in the foyer, her arms folded across her chest and tapping her toe on the marble floor.
husband - "Is something wrong?"
wife - "I want a divorce."
husband - "I can't believe you mean that. You have a huge house, a maid, a cook, a chauffeur, a gardner, fine furniture, cars, boats, all the clothes you want, we travel. What brought this on?"
wife - "One word. Pedophile."
husband - "That's an awfully big word for a four year old."

some sick ones in there! still funny!