Wife wants bigger breasts
 

A man's wife was standing in front of a mirror with tears in her eyes. The man asked her what was wrong. "My breasts are too small, and I don't know what to do about it," she replied.

"Well, that's easily remedied," said the man, "all you have to do is rub some toilet paper in between them."

"Really?" his wife said. "Toilet paper? Do you think it will work?"

"Of course," the man said. "It sure worked for your ass."


:D

3.4 on the funny-o-meter

ahahahah

good one

Did he live more than 5 seconds after saying that?? :D
Good Joke!!

definitely a guy's joke...no way am I sharing this with females...funny though

A good joke and a easy way to get divorced

That one was great!! +5

Arg...that was bad...but i laughed :)...ill give it a 5.1

Jin smiled at it, so she must be a guy at heart. ;)

wow......... that was so bad.......but so good.

That's bad

Cant wait to tell the wife......................... about my day at work.... I think i'll let this joke slide though....

This is not a joke to tell the SO. Get your ass kicked for sure, brother.

my old lady didn't think it was that funny.....xoxoxoo

damn that hurts. my ribs

I have heard this before along time ago, but it surprised me again.

Very Funny

good one very clever!

Definitely a joke to share with the guys and not the wife...that said, I thought it was hilarious.