Shpoop

So this frog walks into a bank and goes to someone at the desk named Patty Lack. He asks for a loan.
"Sir you would need some sort of collateral"
he says "well, my father is Mick Jagger!"
"Is he really! Thats impressive, but im sorry, it wont serve as collateral"
he thinks for a minute, then he pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to here. It is a small ceramic pig. She is baffled, so goes to her manager.
she says "Sir, this frog is trying to get a loan, and he gave me this as collateral, i dont even know what it is!"

he says "Nick knack patty lack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone!"





bahahaha

Nimbletoe

hahaha wow.

PayUp

heard it before but i still chuckle every time

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Flippy

I love it! Haha, this one's going to be told to all my friends =)

Nimbletoe

I've made 4 people groan so far!

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jeenyus

NOT FUNNY!!!!

Tiger69z

Don't get it...

Unless it's the rhyme...which = GROAN

Monre

The one i read was

a dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan from Patty Blank the clerk.She asks for collateral and he pulls out a small cloth.

Patty then goes ask the manager and the manager tells her

Its a nil-nac patty black give the dog a loan.

bluearmy

I love it, but I will have to write it down if iam going to tell it, otherwise i will completely balls it up.

glophead

GRROOAANNN...

Keg-o-Grog

this norwgian doesnt get it, or maybe im just too damn sleepy

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