Joke of the Day - April 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-18-2003, 11:08 PM

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,” Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,” How’d you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 05:24 AM

between a rock and a hard place!

Great joke!

Fly · 04-19-2003, 06:46 AM

thanx jadz.keep 'em comin'.

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:27 PM

ihhihi...

04-18-2003, 11:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 19 While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,” Are there any gators around here?" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,” How’d you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

04-19-2003, 05:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	between a rock and a hard place! Great joke! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 06:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	thanx jadz.keep 'em comin'. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-19-2003, 08:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ihhihi... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-