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Old 09-04-2003, 01:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke of the Day - September 4

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go.

Noon comes, no dictator... 10 minutes longer... no dictator.

One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That was a mathematician joke... good stuff! =P
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