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Old 09-03-2003, 01:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Motown
What's My Name?

A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms,
calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years,
and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy:

"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head.

"To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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aaaaaaaahahaha!
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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LOL
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Old 09-05-2003, 02:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I can picture myself doing this later on in life.
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Great joke! Thanks
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Old 09-05-2003, 05:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That's great! Very funny.
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Old 09-05-2003, 05:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha

very true too. my dad calls my mom-honey a lot and one day he had to think for like 5 minutes between 2 similar names. he eventually chose the right one.
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: chocolate city
Very good
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Old 09-06-2003, 10:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL! Nice!
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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oh now that was great. . . lol thanx
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Old 09-25-2003, 11:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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very funny marco five stars here
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