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marcopolo · 09-03-2003, 01:57 PM

A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms,
calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years,
and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy:

"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head.

"To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."

Flesh · 09-03-2003, 04:03 PM

aaaaaaaahahaha!

Stare At The Sun · 09-05-2003, 01:25 PM

Cobalt_60 · 09-05-2003, 02:36 PM

I can picture myself doing this later on in life.

Brewmaniac · 09-05-2003, 04:30 PM

Great joke! Thanks

conversequietus · 09-05-2003, 05:01 PM

That's great! Very funny.

Asshole Lover · 09-05-2003, 05:21 PM

hahahahahaha

very true too. my dad calls my mom-honey a lot and one day he had to think for like 5 minutes between 2 similar names. he eventually chose the right one.

bravo49 · 09-06-2003, 01:16 AM

Very good

Evil Milkman · 09-06-2003, 10:01 AM

LOL! Nice!

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:51 PM

oh now that was great. . . lol thanx

dragon2fire · 09-25-2003, 11:09 AM

very funny marco five stars here

09-03-2003, 01:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	What's My Name? A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names." His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago." __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-05-2003, 04:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-05-2003, 05:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Asshole Lover Crazy	hahahahahaha very true too. my dad calls my mom-honey a lot and one day he had to think for like 5 minutes between 2 similar names. he eventually chose the right one. __________________ smells like ass, tastes like _______.

09-24-2003, 09:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	oh now that was great. . . lol thanx __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-03-2003, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	aaaaaaaahahaha!

09-05-2003, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOL

09-05-2003, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cobalt_60 Addict	I can picture myself doing this later on in life.

09-05-2003, 05:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	That's great! Very funny.

09-06-2003, 01:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Very good

09-06-2003, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	LOL! Nice!

09-25-2003, 11:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	very funny marco five stars here