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Old 09-03-2003, 12:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:

Better to be safe than.................punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the.........................bug is close.

It's always darkest before..............daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of............termites.

You can lead a horse to water but ...........how?

Don't bite the hand that.......................looks dirty.

No news is.........................impossible.

A miss is as good as a........................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog.....................math.

If you lie down with dogs, you.........will stink in the morning.

Love all, trust........................me.

The pen is mightier than......................the pigs.

An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.

Where there is smoke, there's..............pollution.

Happy is the bride who..................gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.........................not much.

Two is company, three's.....................The Musketeers.

None are so blind as.....................Helen Keller.

Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed.................get new batteries.

You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box.

When the blind lead the blind.................get out of the way.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.
Cry and...........you have to blow your nose.
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You don't always get whats pictured on the box you know.
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha some of those are so great.
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Old 09-03-2003, 01:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe gotta love kids
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Brilliant stuff you just imagine some of the kids saying that.
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Old 09-03-2003, 07:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Those all got a smile out of me
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol really funny! Man i wish i were a kid again...
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hahah. Great stuff. I love the one "The pen is mightier than......................the pigs." Priceless!
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Some of those were funny and some seemed wiser than the original. Great post.
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Old 09-05-2003, 10:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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good stuff!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2003, 10:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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omg its children say the darndest things all over, argggg bill cosby will consume us all
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Old 09-09-2003, 12:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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yay for the musketeeeeeeerss
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