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Glad-I-Ate-Her 09-02-2003 06:50 PM

A lesson when travelling abroad...
 
Ben was vacationing in Mexico, and was in a men's room taking a leak, when one of the locals came in, looked at his dick, walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, Senor, I don't mean to be forward, but you have a very nice dick."

Ben felt a little uncomfortable, but thought to himself, "Well, this is a different culture, and I don't want to upset anyone", so he said to the local "Gracias, Senor", and continued his task in hand.

The local then said, "Senor, I hate to ask this of you, but I cannot help myself; I've never seen such a fince specimen. May I hold it for a moment?"

Again, Ben didn't want to upset the local, so he agreed.

The local then said, "Senor, your scrotum is so nice, do you mind if I hold it for a moment and fondle it?"

Ben felt that it was too late to refuse now, so he allowed the local to hold his scrotum.

Then the local says, "And now Senor, your wallet please."



Glad

JStrider 09-02-2003 07:26 PM

well i already have a policy of not allowing other men to touch me like that...

GoldenOuroboros 09-02-2003 10:16 PM

Well he definetly hung himself out in the open for that one :D

insect2003 09-02-2003 11:31 PM

pretty funny

mystmarimatt 09-02-2003 11:53 PM

smart local

blaze 09-03-2003 05:18 AM

Hahah its his own fault for letting another man touch his member.

tommy thompson 09-08-2003 09:34 PM

...customs or not...*F-THAT*!

Gortexfogg 09-09-2003 07:24 AM

Haha. That's Mexico alright... poor stupid guy.

Stare At The Sun 09-09-2003 08:34 PM

huk

archer2371 09-10-2003 12:15 PM

At least it's funny...

Shpoop 09-10-2003 04:31 PM

hah, ill have to watch out for ppl trying to pull that on me


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