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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-02-2003, 06:48 PM

Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.

One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside.

The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?"

Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.

She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do.

She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that."

Glad

oblar · 09-02-2003, 07:43 PM

hehe nice joke

hadn't heard that one before

mystmarimatt · 09-02-2003, 11:45 PM

twisted_elmo · 09-03-2003, 05:23 AM

funny shit.... thanks

sky_driver · 09-03-2003, 11:06 AM

It has been 2 minutes and I am still laughing!

Happyland · 09-03-2003, 12:51 PM

Akira · 09-03-2003, 05:27 PM

I actually laughed in real life for that one.

cchris · 09-03-2003, 05:41 PM

Thats hilarious

09-02-2003, 06:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot... Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling. One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on. The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that they are curious as to what goes on inside. The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5 dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents. She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff, which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey, I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

09-02-2003, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe nice joke hadn't heard that one before __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

09-02-2003, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	ha! __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-03-2003, 05:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
twisted_elmo Psycho Location: upstate	funny shit.... thanks __________________ Having fun Yet?

09-03-2003, 12:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	hehe __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

09-03-2003, 11:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	It has been 2 minutes and I am still laughing!

09-03-2003, 05:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	I actually laughed in real life for that one. __________________ -signature

09-03-2003, 05:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats hilarious __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery