uncle phil

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine and dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her...


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tickford

And as per always uncle phil is correct....

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

Flesh

haha, we're just that simple

Goomba

I don't drink, so just showing up neeked would do just fine for me.

Tiger69z

hehe, what about an old man...?

doubleaught

rarely said by me: how true!!