Impression Play
 

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine and dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her...


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

And as per always uncle phil is correct....

haha, we're just that simple :p

I don't drink, so just showing up neeked would do just fine for me.

hehe, what about an old man...?

rarely said by me: how true!!