JadziaDax

One day a professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"

"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

Tickford

hehehe...... as per normal JadziaDax comes up with the goods....

btw like the new avatar....... very nice....

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

Blistex

I`d like a job where I get to kill people. . .

Police officer, Mercenary, Marine, Doctor!