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Canadian Beer 09-01-2003 06:47 AM

Blind Man Telling A Joke
 
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler."

"Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

MuTuaL 09-01-2003 07:50 AM

Another good one. Blondes aren't really that dumb, are they?

Root_Beer_Man 09-01-2003 10:01 AM

HAHA...blind man go BOOM!


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