Quick Thinking
 

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

ROFL, i love these.

Hehehe! Good ones.. Almost spraypainted the screen with my tea when I read the last one.. hehe!

The last one was foul, uncalled for, and fucking hilarious :)

great, great stuff, my favorite was the third, but theyre all fuckin great

Hmmmm. I always heard the 3rd to last one this way.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: Well then I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

I liked them all as well, but especially the "want to dance" one

Fantastic! Encore!

Excellent!

Glad

Those were great.. well done!

lol

Nice comebacks....

Funny stuff

Couple more ones that if had lying around



Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines -

Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s*lut.

Man - Is this seat empty?
Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c*ck just
yet, we've only just met!!!

Man - Your place or mine?
Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
car, I don't give a s*hit where you go.

Man - So, what do you do for a living?
Woman - I'm a female impersonator.
Man - That explains the moustache then!

Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman - Unfertilised.
Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a*rse.

Man - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman - But would you stay there?
Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to
shake off once you've been shagged.

and this is the best...........

Man - You're pretty
Woman - P*iss off.
Man - Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat b*itch

Damn thats hilarious.

yea that last one was good

That's some crazy shit.
I love it.

Lol.. that last one in the second post was gold..

those are frekkin' hilarious! love it...

I don't see how a woman could get so pissy about "you're pretty".

But none the less, good lists. Once again, you guys supply me with some good every day fodder and material.