Joke of the Day - September 1 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 09-01-2003, 04:46 AM

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

lola218 · 09-01-2003, 01:17 PM

Cute, such a man-hole thing to say!

doubleaught · 09-01-2003, 11:27 PM

surprised this particular specimen even knew what a contraction was

Goomba · 09-02-2003, 03:56 PM

heh, clever. not that funny, but clever

09-01-2003, 04:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - September 1 A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

09-01-2003, 01:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	Cute, such a man-hole thing to say!

09-01-2003, 11:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	surprised this particular specimen even knew what a contraction was

09-02-2003, 03:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Goomba Tilted	heh, clever. not that funny, but clever