![]() |
Joke of the Day - September 1
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" |
Cute, such a man-hole thing to say!
|
surprised this particular specimen even knew what a contraction was
|
heh, clever. not that funny, but clever
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:25 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project