Two Irish guys dieing in the desert
 

There are two Irish guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.

"Oh my, god" says Mick. "It's a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right!" says paddy. So Paddy goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

Mick quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Paddy.

"Paddy!! Paddy!! What on earth happened?"
With his dying breath Padddy calls out "Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree...

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"it's a ham bush"




Good eh?? I liked that one indeed

insomniac, that was the best one ive heard in days keep 'em coming.

how do you poach an irishman?







shoot him out of season

groan! lol

Yikes!!! I guess I should have seen it coming, but either way...nice.

That's so bad it's funny! Thanks

Lol..only on TFP...only on TFP

thats great

Wow, lack of sleep made that one really punny.

Good call!!

Ouch that joke was painful.

wow, that was painful.

Ouch... Punny, but ouch!

That joke is going straight to the printer and is gonna be hanging on my wall for quite a while!

Thanks for the joke!

HAHA i cracked up hard...

I'm memorizing that one :D

Arggghh! Got me!

Thats clever!

lol
 

muahahhahaahhhaa

Haha, that one's going to be told aaaaall over work

I loved that. I'm going to tell it in about 20 minutes and probably again this weekend. Thanks insomniac.

a joke that will even cause the kids to groan...not all bad

Good grief!

Another bad joke to add to my collection... I think I like them better than the good ones.

That one is awfully good. If that even makes sense.

Haha, good joke :D

whaaahaaa supah neat

W00t!! that was great!

I spent the evening telling it friends in the pub, it goes down great if you (well preferably the person you're telling) has had a couple of beers!

Oh man..."ham bush"...funny stuff!