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RenegadeSoul · 04-24-2003, 03:11 PM

Air Newfoundland Flight 101 was flying from St. John's to Fort McMurray one night, with Charlie the Pilot, and Hughie the co-pilot. As they approached Fort McMurray airport, they looked out the front window.

"B'jeesus" said Charlie "Will ye look at how short dat runway is."
"You're not kiddin Charlie" replied Hughie.

"Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said
Charlie.
"You're not kiddin, Charlie" replied Hughie.

"Right Hughie, When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said
Charlie.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie.

"And den ye put de flaps down straight away," said Charlie.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie.

"And den ye stomp on dem brakes as hard as ye can," said Charlie.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie.

"And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul," said Charlie.
"I be doing dat already," replied Hughie.

So, they approached the runway with Charlie and Hughie full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Hughie put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stomped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tires, and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Charlie and Hughie and everyone on board.

As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Charlie looked out
the front window and said to Hughie, "Dat has gotta be de shortest runway I have EVER seen in me whole life."

Hughie looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Charlie, but look how wide it is."

BubblegumTeflon · 04-24-2003, 04:24 PM

Haha crazy Newfies. I can see this in some Coen brothers movie.

lcplgrieb · 04-24-2003, 06:49 PM

he he he...didn't see that one coming

jets · 04-24-2003, 07:33 PM

HAHAHAHA...that's great man

duckduck · 04-24-2003, 08:27 PM

That's excellent.

spankthru · 04-24-2003, 11:07 PM

hahaha! air newfoundland! there is just something too funny about those newfies.

small one · 04-24-2003, 11:29 PM

Very silly but very funny

JadziaDax · 04-25-2003, 05:14 AM

Very amusing.
Thanks for posting

Hycdubg · 04-25-2003, 06:56 AM

You don't hear too many Newfoundland jokes, but this is a good one.

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 10:34 AM

haahahahah!!!! nice one!

04-24-2003, 03:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	AIR NEWFOUNDLAND Air Newfoundland Flight 101 was flying from St. John's to Fort McMurray one night, with Charlie the Pilot, and Hughie the co-pilot. As they approached Fort McMurray airport, they looked out the front window. "B'jeesus" said Charlie "Will ye look at how short dat runway is." "You're not kiddin Charlie" replied Hughie. "Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Charlie. "You're not kiddin, Charlie" replied Hughie. "Right Hughie, When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Charlie. "Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie. "And den ye put de flaps down straight away," said Charlie. "Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie. "And den ye stomp on dem brakes as hard as ye can," said Charlie. "Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Hughie. "And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul," said Charlie. "I be doing dat already," replied Hughie. So, they approached the runway with Charlie and Hughie full of nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Hughie put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stomped on the brakes and prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tires, and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much to the relief of Charlie and Hughie and everyone on board. As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Charlie looked out the front window and said to Hughie, "Dat has gotta be de shortest runway I have EVER seen in me whole life." Hughie looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Charlie, but look how wide it is."

04-24-2003, 07:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
jets Insane	HAHAHAHA...that's great man __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-24-2003, 08:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	That's excellent. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-25-2003, 06:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	You don't hear too many Newfoundland jokes, but this is a good one. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-25-2003, 10:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	haahahahah!!!! nice one! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-24-2003, 04:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Haha crazy Newfies. I can see this in some Coen brothers movie.

04-24-2003, 06:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
lcplgrieb Upright	he he he...didn't see that one coming

04-24-2003, 11:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
spankthru Banned Location: no trees, fields of wheat	hahaha! air newfoundland! there is just something too funny about those newfies.

04-24-2003, 11:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Very silly but very funny

04-25-2003, 05:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Very amusing. Thanks for posting