DEI37

Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little

math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get you close,

attitude will get you there,
but bullshit will put you over the top.


And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

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Flesh

haha, clever

Brewmaniac

Have seen this but still get a good laugh from this! Thanks

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PayUp

never seen it but i love it

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dragon2fire

o thats good

Root_Beer_Man

HAHA...new one on me...clever...very clever

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slant eyes

very clever. so that's why i keep gettin fired, i'm only giving 98%

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Stare At The Sun

very clever indeed

Akira

hmm So thats what got me through high school. BSing

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tbc

I love to give 103% but sometimes I just wanna give 87%

N O T H I N G
14 15 20 8 9 14 7

Gortexfogg

The numbers don't lie... funny stuff!

Ilaek

I've seen most of it before but the asskissing part at the end was new!

baboora

hahaha...interesting

bluearmy

I will try that on my management in work because they usually try and spout all that attitude and giving more of yourself type of crap.

fizzledorf

great stuff! It's good to have some facts to back up my arguments with

tommy thompson

And all this time, I thought my boss had a master's degree....hahah

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