4 kinds of orgasms
 

This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular:

Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm.

First, there's the Negative Orgasm;
Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo!

Next is the Positive orgasm;
Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Third is the Religous Orgasm;
Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!

And finally, The Fake Orgasm;
Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!!


Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate.
(With apologies to anyone named Joe)

Yeah, jackass...my name IS Joe. Why, I oughtta hunt you down and chop off your arm and beat you with the bloody end! :mad:

But, that was funny, so I'll let you off...this time! :D









































You do know I'm messin' with ya, don't ya?

errrrrrrrrrr...my name is Jo [short for joann]...hm. I guess i won't do what DEI37 proposed...but this is hardly encouraging lol :p.

yeah me too, oh I'm sorry what were you saying. Hey I'm gonna use that joke. Thanks man.

i will be using that one tonight, thank you

hehe, that's funny

That's an oldie but gooie. Although, I also have to mention that my name is Joe. But, no hard feelings.

My name isn't Joe and the joke is still funny! Thanks

good one

Funny!

Good, very good

heehee

hehehe an valid point indeed.

I told this joke to my friend named Joe..... he didn't like the jokes but all my friends did.........

The Ooops Orgasm

Oh Joe, Oh JOE !!!



While having sex with Jack

Well, what do you say we hook up and since two negatives make a positive, we should both have a good time!!! :D

Prefer the praying orgasm, myself..

hmm thats true, never did the negative one outloud though

ahhh to remember that at dinner with friends tomorrow!