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Old 08-29-2003, 09:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: where happiness lives
come back lines

my personal favorite



dude: "Hey where is the ______?"




me: "If it was up your ass you would know."
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Old 08-29-2003, 09:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Oakville, Ontario
Person A: (anything about women)

Person B: Women, can't live with them....pass the peanuts
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Old 08-30-2003, 05:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: CT
A: I don't get women...
B: Is that why you jack off so much?

(I know it's bad but you can work with it =P)
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
Talk nerdy to me
 
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Location: Flint, MI
Them: Where do you want to put this _______?



You: Bend over, and I'll show you.
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A girl bumps into you (or anything similar).
Her: Sorry.
You: You can make it up to me.
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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thats a pickup line not a comeback line
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Old 08-30-2003, 08:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: NJ (but just for college)
youre fat.

yea thats because your mom bakes me cookies every night
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Old 08-30-2003, 10:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: where happiness lives
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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Old 08-31-2003, 03:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Person calls you a pussy.
Reply: You are what you eat...<pause>dick.

Jdoe
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: East Tennessee
Re: come back lines

Quote:
Originally posted by Happyland
my personal favorite



dude: "Hey where is the ______?"




me: "If it was up your ass you would know."

I always say "If it was in your ass running a chainsaw you would know!"
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: East Tennessee
Your Fat!

Ya but your ugly and I can diet.
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:04 AM   #12 (permalink)
Crazy
 
----------(whatever)-------

Big deal, your mom still fucks me.
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Old 09-01-2003, 07:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Michigan
Any insult whatsoever

that's not what your mom said last night *high five to the guy next to you*
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