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Happyland · 08-29-2003, 09:15 PM

my personal favorite

dude: "Hey where is the ______?"

me: "If it was up your ass you would know."

Mr. Moe · 08-29-2003, 09:33 PM

Person A: (anything about women)

Person B: Women, can't live with them....pass the peanuts

legolas · 08-30-2003, 05:01 AM

A: I don't get women...
B: Is that why you jack off so much?

(I know it's bad but you can work with it =P)

God of Thunder · 08-30-2003, 07:19 AM

Them: Where do you want to put this _______?

You: Bend over, and I'll show you.

Four Fingers · 08-30-2003, 09:12 AM

A girl bumps into you (or anything similar).
Her: Sorry.
You: You can make it up to me.

Cowman · 08-30-2003, 07:02 PM

thats a pickup line not a comeback line

Shpoop · 08-30-2003, 08:50 PM

youre fat.

yea thats because your mom bakes me cookies every night

Happyland · 08-30-2003, 10:20 PM

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Jdoe · 08-31-2003, 03:05 AM

Person calls you a pussy.
Reply: You are what you eat...<pause>dick.

Jdoe

mvassek · 08-31-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happyland
my personal favorite

dude: "Hey where is the ______?"

me: "If it was up your ass you would know."

I always say "If it was in your ass running a chainsaw you would know!"

mvassek · 08-31-2003, 05:17 PM

Your Fat!

Ya but your ugly and I can diet.

gloveshot3 · 09-01-2003, 06:04 AM

----------(whatever)-------

Big deal, your mom still fucks me.

MuTuaL · 09-01-2003, 07:53 AM

Any insult whatsoever

that's not what your mom said last night *high five to the guy next to you*

08-29-2003, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	come back lines my personal favorite dude: "Hey where is the ______?" me: "If it was up your ass you would know." __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-30-2003, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	A: I don't get women... B: Is that why you jack off so much? (I know it's bad but you can work with it =P) __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-30-2003, 07:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Them: Where do you want to put this _______? You: Bend over, and I'll show you. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

08-30-2003, 09:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	A girl bumps into you (or anything similar). Her: Sorry. You: You can make it up to me. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

08-30-2003, 07:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cowman Psycho	thats a pickup line not a comeback line __________________ You don't like my point of view..but im insane

08-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Moe Loser Location: Oakville, Ontario	Person A: (anything about women) Person B: Women, can't live with them....pass the peanuts

08-30-2003, 08:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	youre fat. yea thats because your mom bakes me cookies every night

08-30-2003, 10:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	There are no stupid questions, just stupid people __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-31-2003, 03:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jdoe Crazy	Person calls you a pussy. Reply: You are what you eat...<pause>dick. Jdoe

08-31-2003, 05:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	Your Fat! Ya but your ugly and I can diet.

09-01-2003, 06:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	----------(whatever)------- Big deal, your mom still fucks me.

09-01-2003, 07:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	Any insult whatsoever that's not what your mom said last night high five to the guy next to you