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Happyland

08-29-2003 09:15 PM

come back lines

my personal favorite

dude: "Hey where is the ______?"

me: "If it was up your ass you would know."

Mr. Moe

08-29-2003 09:33 PM

Person A: (anything about women)

Person B: Women, can't live with them....pass the peanuts

legolas

08-30-2003 05:01 AM

A: I don't get women...
B: Is that why you jack off so much?

(I know it's bad but you can work with it =P)

God of Thunder

08-30-2003 07:19 AM

Them: Where do you want to put this _______?

You: Bend over, and I'll show you.

Four Fingers

08-30-2003 09:12 AM

A girl bumps into you (or anything similar).
Her: Sorry.
You: You can make it up to me.

Cowman

08-30-2003 07:02 PM

thats a pickup line not a comeback line :lol:

Shpoop

08-30-2003 08:50 PM

youre fat.

yea thats because your mom bakes me cookies every night

Happyland

08-30-2003 10:20 PM

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Jdoe	08-31-2003 03:05 AM

Person calls you a pussy.
Reply: You are what you eat...<pause>dick.

Jdoe

mvassek

08-31-2003 05:15 PM

Re: come back lines

Quote:

Originally posted by Happyland
my personal favorite

dude: "Hey where is the ______?"

me: "If it was up your ass you would know."

I always say "If it was in your ass running a chainsaw you would know!"

mvassek

08-31-2003 05:17 PM

Your Fat!

Ya but your ugly and I can diet.

gloveshot3

09-01-2003 06:04 AM

----------(whatever)-------

Big deal, your mom still fucks me.

MuTuaL

09-01-2003 07:53 AM

Any insult whatsoever

that's not what your mom said last night *high five to the guy next to you*

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