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come back lines
my personal favorite
dude: "Hey where is the ______?" me: "If it was up your ass you would know." |
Person A: (anything about women)
Person B: Women, can't live with them....pass the peanuts |
A: I don't get women...
B: Is that why you jack off so much? (I know it's bad but you can work with it =P) |
Them: Where do you want to put this _______?
You: Bend over, and I'll show you. |
A girl bumps into you (or anything similar).
Her: Sorry. You: You can make it up to me. |
thats a pickup line not a comeback line :lol:
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youre fat.
yea thats because your mom bakes me cookies every night |
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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Person calls you a pussy.
Reply: You are what you eat...<pause>dick. Jdoe |
Re: come back lines
Quote:
I always say "If it was in your ass running a chainsaw you would know!" |
Your Fat!
Ya but your ugly and I can diet. |
----------(whatever)-------
Big deal, your mom still fucks me. |
Any insult whatsoever
that's not what your mom said last night *high five to the guy next to you* |
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