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JadziaDax

08-29-2003 07:33 AM

Joke of the Day - August 29

Q. Is this really your third marriage?

A. Sure is.

Q.What happened to your first two wives?

A. They died.

Q. How did your first wife die?

A. She ate some poisonous mushrooms.

Q. What about your second wife?

A. She died from a severe skull fracture.

Q. How did she get a skull fracture?

A. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

Regziever

08-29-2003 09:23 AM

Lol!!! Thats horrible; but still funny!

Arc101

08-29-2003 09:49 AM

Like it !

obelix

08-29-2003 05:35 PM

hah

Happyland

08-29-2003 09:17 PM

That just seems to work out exceptionally well with your qoute there. Maybe I'm just weird.

bravo49

08-30-2003 12:42 AM

Oldie but goldie

legolas

08-30-2003 04:41 AM

hahaha never heard it

Root_Beer_Man

08-30-2003 03:44 PM

HAHA SUCKER!!!! lol thats a good one

crackpot

08-30-2003 06:32 PM

Heh heh, nice one. Thanks Jadz.

arnie

08-31-2003 02:36 AM

with any luck he'll be out in 10 years for good behavior!!!

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