Groaner? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Shpoop · 08-28-2003, 05:48 PM

decide for yourself

So this guy walks into a bar, and asks for a scotch and water. About a minute later, he hears "Nice tie!" He looks around, only to find no one anywhere near him. About 3 minutes later, he hears "I like your shirt!" Shocked, he looks around once more, but no one is looking at him. Soon after, he hears "Cool shoes!" He says to the bartender "what IS that?!?"

"Oh, thats the complimentary peanuts"

ba dum tsss

mpedrummer2 · 08-28-2003, 06:19 PM

You're fired.

Tickford · 08-28-2003, 06:33 PM

hahahahahaha....... I really didnt see that coming, ohhh its soooo bad its funny.....

queedo · 08-28-2003, 09:46 PM

good one

Mantus · 08-28-2003, 11:49 PM

its so bad its good

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 06:05 AM

thats cute........... hahaha

lola218 · 09-04-2003, 08:02 PM

silly, but it made me giggle!

JBX · 09-05-2003, 09:51 AM

Groan

conversequietus · 09-05-2003, 05:14 PM

Heh. Good enough to make me smile.

Asshole Lover · 09-05-2003, 05:20 PM

hahahahaha

thanks...made my day

scansinboy · 09-08-2003, 04:53 PM

I'll have to use that one at the bar that give away free peanuts that I go to.

08-28-2003, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	Groaner? decide for yourself So this guy walks into a bar, and asks for a scotch and water. About a minute later, he hears "Nice tie!" He looks around, only to find no one anywhere near him. About 3 minutes later, he hears "I like your shirt!" Shocked, he looks around once more, but no one is looking at him. Soon after, he hears "Cool shoes!" He says to the bartender "what IS that?!?" "Oh, thats the complimentary peanuts" ba dum tsss

08-28-2003, 06:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
mpedrummer2 Insane	You're fired. __________________ My sig can beat up your honor student.

08-28-2003, 06:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	hahahahahaha....... I really didnt see that coming, ohhh its soooo bad its funny..... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-28-2003, 09:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	good one __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

08-29-2003, 06:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	thats cute........... hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-28-2003, 11:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	its so bad its good

09-04-2003, 08:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	silly, but it made me giggle!

09-05-2003, 09:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Groan __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

09-05-2003, 05:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	Heh. Good enough to make me smile.

09-05-2003, 05:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Asshole Lover Crazy	hahahahaha thanks...made my day __________________ smells like ass, tastes like _______.

09-08-2003, 04:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	I'll have to use that one at the bar that give away free peanuts that I go to. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!