Shpoop

decide for yourself

So this guy walks into a bar, and asks for a scotch and water. About a minute later, he hears "Nice tie!" He looks around, only to find no one anywhere near him. About 3 minutes later, he hears "I like your shirt!" Shocked, he looks around once more, but no one is looking at him. Soon after, he hears "Cool shoes!" He says to the bartender "what IS that?!?"

"Oh, thats the complimentary peanuts"



ba dum tsss

mpedrummer2

You're fired.

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Tickford

hahahahahaha....... I really didnt see that coming, ohhh its soooo bad its funny.....

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Samuel Goldwyn

queedo

good one

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Mantus

its so bad its good

Midlandmadman

thats cute........... hahaha

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lola218

silly, but it made me giggle!

JBX

Groan

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conversequietus

Heh. Good enough to make me smile.

Asshole Lover

hahahahaha

thanks...made my day

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scansinboy

I'll have to use that one at the bar that give away free peanuts that I go to.

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