Joke of the Day - August 28 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-28-2003, 05:55 AM

Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor, "What did you do on Earth?"

The Doctor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, "you may go in."

St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her "you may go in."

St. Peter asked the third man, "what did you do?" The man hung his head and replied, "I ran a large HMO." To which St. Peter replied, "you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days."

Flesh · 08-28-2003, 06:01 AM

hah owned

plainoldbrent · 08-28-2003, 06:56 PM

one might say pwnd~!

loganmule · 08-28-2003, 07:54 PM

definite thumbs up...the joke has a nice way of taking a real (unfortunately) situation and giving it a humorous spin

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 06:17 AM

did he still have to pay for the TV in the room????

08-28-2003, 05:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 28 Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor, "What did you do on Earth?" The Doctor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, "you may go in." St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her "you may go in." St. Peter asked the third man, "what did you do?" The man hung his head and replied, "I ran a large HMO." To which St. Peter replied, "you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days."

08-29-2003, 06:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	did he still have to pay for the TV in the room???? __________________ Its good to be back.

08-28-2003, 06:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	hah owned

08-28-2003, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
plainoldbrent Upright	one might say pwnd~!

08-28-2003, 07:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	definite thumbs up...the joke has a nice way of taking a real (unfortunately) situation and giving it a humorous spin