Tickford

A woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband "I look, horrible, fat and ugly...can you please pay me a compliment?"

The husband replies....." Well your eyesight's f*cking fantastic! "

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Mantus

oh that was very cruel and good

jwoody

I challenge any man to try this in a real-life situation.

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Flesh

haha

lemming

haha i like that one=)

slant eyes

i too challenge any man to try this. and if you do, be prepared to be the recipient of a new butt hole.

good joke, thanks

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bluearmy

Top joke i'm still laughing now.

Tiger69z

Haha that man had better duck...and duck quick

loganmule

funny...and something I may think to say, but would never have the balls to allow the words to leave my mouth

queedo

I told my wife this and she almost killed me

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