warrrreagl

Lord, there may be someone out there who still hasn't heard this one, so here goes....


A kid wakes up for school, and goes downstairs to the kitchen. His mother screeches at the sight of him, and says, "What's wrong with you? You look really bad!"

The kid says, "I dunno. I feel really good."

The mom says, "Well, you look really bad."

And the kid says again, "But I feel really good." And he walks off for school.

Once at school, his teacher says, "Boy, you really look really bad. What happened?"

He says, "I dunno, because I feel really good."

The teacher says, "Maybe, but you look really bad."

And he answers, "But I feel really good." And he walks away to the nurse's office.

When he enters the nurse's office, she shrieks at him, "Wow, what's wrong? You really look really bad."

And the kid says, "So I've heard, but I feel really good. Can you tell me what I've got?"

The nurse pulls out the Physician's Reference Guide and begins thumbing pages. She says, "Let's see what we've got under your symptoms. Here's one that says 'Look bad, feel bad.' No, that's not you."

She continues looking in the book by saying, "Look good, feel good? No that's not you, either. How about 'Look good, feel bad?' No that's wrong. Wait here it is! Look bad, feel good!"

The kid says, "That's it! What does it say?"

The nurse says, "Well, according to this, you're a vagina."

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soccerstudpc20

thats a new one on me, and it is hilarious. SO SO SO SO SO TRUE!!!!!

Hycdubg

One of the greatest jokes of all time.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

GreasyP

I'm keeping that one.

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RenegadeSoul

it is rather true

nico

blaze

hahaha!! i didnt expect that! haha nice

forgotten_dream

*ROFL* Unexpected, hilarious, and absolutely true! :P

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

ApheX

How true

ratbastid

AAAAA Nooooo!!!!

That's hysterical. Thanks.