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08-19-2003, 08:45 AM
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Constable
A man approaches a police constable in the street.
" Excuse me officer, but is one allowed to call a police constable a motherfucking cocksucking bastard ? " Officer says: " Why, of course not, you could be arrested for that..." The man says: " What if you call a motherfucking cocksucking bastard a constable? Is that allowed ? " Officer: " Why, I guess so.. " Man: " Well, goodbye then, constable !! " |
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08-23-2003, 02:28 PM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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It got a chuckle.
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