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Old 08-26-2003, 04:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One night, looking to have a good time

a man decides to go to the Foxy Lady. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, “Take it off!”

The man in front turns around and says, “Can you please quiet down, I’m trying to enjoy the show.”

The man in the back says, “I’m sorry, it’s just my enthusiasm.”

The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, “Take it off!!!” The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, “Take it off!!!”

The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back.

Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back.

The guy in front turn’s around and says, “Where’s your enthusiasm now, pal?”

The guy in back just smiles and says, “All over your back, pal.”
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thats gross..
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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gross, but pretty damn funny.
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ewww....but funny
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Old 08-26-2003, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You are pretty lyxo....
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ohh..... thats pretty out there. I hope that it never happens to me...
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Old 08-27-2003, 01:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's disgusting
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Old 08-27-2003, 02:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah, but fun.
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha. Some people...
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe funny!
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Old 08-27-2003, 09:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just like sitting in front of pee wee herman in the movie theater
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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thats not funny thats sick
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i think i would have to beat his ass
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:56 AM   #15 (permalink)
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gross, but you have to laugh
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Old 09-10-2003, 09:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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thats gonna leave some stains....muahahahaahaa
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:47 AM   #17 (permalink)
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oooh quite funny... i wasnt expecting it at all
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