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SirLance · 08-26-2003, 04:41 PM

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it."

"Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

scansinboy · 08-26-2003, 10:45 PM

Ha ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!

fizzledorf · 08-27-2003, 04:23 AM

hehe...smartaleck!!

HighwayStar · 08-27-2003, 08:02 AM

Not bad.

Goodthing that I haven't tried any of that in my lifetime.

Happyland · 08-27-2003, 01:00 PM

remember boys and girls to . . .

Tarn · 08-27-2003, 02:51 PM

oh dear...didnt see that comming

PayUp · 08-27-2003, 04:52 PM

i like it, something my grandpa would say

bravo49 · 08-29-2003, 01:55 AM

How true

08-26-2003, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The worst food A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it." "Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-26-2003, 10:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Ha ha! It's funny 'cause it's true! __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

08-27-2003, 01:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	remember boys and girls to . . . __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-27-2003, 04:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	i like it, something my grandpa would say __________________ Born to Lose.

08-27-2003, 04:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	hehe...smartaleck!!

08-27-2003, 08:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
HighwayStar Upright Location: Right behind you.	Not bad. Goodthing that I haven't tried any of that in my lifetime.

08-27-2003, 02:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	oh dear...didnt see that comming

08-29-2003, 01:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	How true