The day the dude have a bad few days... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

HurleyBoy · 08-26-2003, 02:46 PM

This guy walks into the bar and walks up to the bartender and ask for a double shot of vodka. Bartender says "having a bad day sir?" the guy says "yeah i just found out my older brother is gay" Bartender then says "man that must be hard on you" the guy says "yeah i don't know how to react around him now you know?". Anyway the next day the same guy came in and ask for the same drink. The bartender made the drink and ask "what happened today with you?" the guy says "Now i just found out my younger brother is gay" the bartender says "damn man thats gotta suck to be around 2 brothers that are gay and your not" the guy says "yeah i hear ya on that one" the guy leaves. The next day the same guy comes in and walks up to the bartender and before he could ask for a drink or say anything the bartender said this "Damn man don't anyone in your family like women?" the guy said "yeah my wife".

SirLance · 08-26-2003, 04:45 PM

Good one!

Tiger69z · 08-26-2003, 06:06 PM

Haha that Sux too much...

scansinboy · 08-26-2003, 10:43 PM

His wife likes women? What's the problem???

HurleyBoy · 08-27-2003, 01:37 AM

she left him for one.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-27-2003, 01:57 AM

saw it coming, more or less

Regziever · 08-27-2003, 10:04 AM

Hehehe! Good one!

GarthInPittsburgh · 08-27-2003, 10:30 AM

that's funny...

Happyland · 08-27-2003, 12:56 PM

nice one brother

HurleyBoy · 08-28-2003, 04:50 PM

im glad everyone likes my joke

08-26-2003, 02:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
HurleyBoy Upright	The day the dude have a bad few days... This guy walks into the bar and walks up to the bartender and ask for a double shot of vodka. Bartender says "having a bad day sir?" the guy says "yeah i just found out my older brother is gay" Bartender then says "man that must be hard on you" the guy says "yeah i don't know how to react around him now you know?". Anyway the next day the same guy came in and ask for the same drink. The bartender made the drink and ask "what happened today with you?" the guy says "Now i just found out my younger brother is gay" the bartender says "damn man thats gotta suck to be around 2 brothers that are gay and your not" the guy says "yeah i hear ya on that one" the guy leaves. The next day the same guy comes in and walks up to the bartender and before he could ask for a drink or say anything the bartender said this "Damn man don't anyone in your family like women?" the guy said "yeah my wife".

08-26-2003, 04:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-26-2003, 10:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	His wife likes women? What's the problem??? __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

08-27-2003, 01:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	saw it coming, more or less __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-27-2003, 10:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-26-2003, 06:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Haha that Sux too much...

08-27-2003, 01:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
HurleyBoy Upright	she left him for one.

08-27-2003, 10:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
GarthInPittsburgh Crazy	that's funny... __________________ i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

08-27-2003, 12:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	nice one brother __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-28-2003, 04:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
HurleyBoy Upright	im glad everyone likes my joke