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tinytim · 08-25-2003, 11:25 AM

Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass.

When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?”

The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.”

So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.”

“Just wait until I stick it in his mouth,” replies the drunk.

Regziever · 08-25-2003, 11:46 AM

Hehehe... Yuck but, hehehe....

Flesh · 08-25-2003, 11:46 AM

ew.... haha

Blue · 08-25-2003, 12:51 PM

microdot · 08-25-2003, 03:03 PM

thats kind of...gross.

thanks for the humor =D

hawkeye · 08-25-2003, 11:14 PM

ha! nice one.

feetfirst · 08-25-2003, 11:33 PM

lol one for the pub today. nice one.

bravo49 · 08-26-2003, 12:45 AM

Tasteless. (Pardon the pun)

scansinboy · 08-26-2003, 10:50 PM

That got a chuckle out of me...

PayUp · 08-27-2003, 05:06 PM

another one to tell at work

Mantus · 08-27-2003, 11:01 PM

gave me a -

queedo · 08-28-2003, 09:51 PM

great joke dude!

Apokx · 08-28-2003, 09:59 PM

..oh my god.

lol

Sleepyjack · 08-28-2003, 10:04 PM

ahhh i was eating

Midlandmadman · 08-29-2003, 06:11 AM

thats ohhhhh so bad!!!!! hahahaha

Root_Beer_Man · 08-29-2003, 02:33 PM

SO bad...but hillarious

obelix · 08-29-2003, 05:34 PM

disgustingly amusing :P

Happyland · 08-29-2003, 09:18 PM

Wonderfully sick, yet absolutely disgusting

hayden · 08-29-2003, 09:45 PM

haha, i love it

legolas · 08-30-2003, 05:00 AM

mrap1 · 09-01-2003, 05:03 PM

that was funny...gross, but funny.

doubleaught · 09-01-2003, 11:25 PM

apology accepted.

08-25-2003, 11:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
tinytim Tilted	Sorry about this one. Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass. When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?” The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.” So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.” “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth,” replies the drunk.

08-25-2003, 11:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe... Yuck but, hehehe.... __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-25-2003, 11:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	ha! nice one. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-26-2003, 10:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	That got a chuckle out of me... __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

08-27-2003, 05:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	another one to tell at work __________________ Born to Lose.

08-25-2003, 11:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	ew.... haha

08-25-2003, 03:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	thats kind of...gross. thanks for the humor =D

08-25-2003, 11:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
feetfirst Upright	lol one for the pub today. nice one.

08-26-2003, 12:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Tasteless. (Pardon the pun)

08-27-2003, 11:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	gave me a -

08-28-2003, 09:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	great joke dude! __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

08-28-2003, 09:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	..oh my god. lol

08-28-2003, 10:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	ahhh i was eating

08-29-2003, 06:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	thats ohhhhh so bad!!!!! hahahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-29-2003, 02:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	SO bad...but hillarious __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-25-2003, 12:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	lol

08-29-2003, 09:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	Wonderfully sick, yet absolutely disgusting __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-30-2003, 05:00 AM	#20 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

08-29-2003, 05:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	disgustingly amusing :P __________________ no substance

08-29-2003, 09:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
hayden Upright	haha, i love it

09-01-2003, 05:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
mrap1 Insane Location: NY	that was funny...gross, but funny.

09-01-2003, 11:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	apology accepted.