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tinytim · 08-25-2003, 11:23 AM

A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, “Do you have some green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you’?”

The host, stunned, answers, “Of course I don’t have any green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you.’”

“Oh, no!” the drunk cries. “I’m really sorry…I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”

MeNdI · 08-25-2003, 04:03 PM

HoHo - Great joke!

Shpoop · 08-25-2003, 05:03 PM

lol... pretty good joke there

mew · 08-25-2003, 05:06 PM

not bad not bad at all!

Brewmaniac · 08-25-2003, 06:09 PM

Made me laugh! Thanks

K-Wise · 08-25-2003, 09:14 PM

Doops spelled backwards is spooD

Asta!!

tinytim · 08-25-2003, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
Doops spelled backwards is spooD

Asta!!

I think it would actualy be Spood.

SirLance · 08-26-2003, 04:50 PM

Oh, shit, good one!

bongobong · 08-27-2003, 07:07 AM

Pretty good one! Made me chuckle

08-25-2003, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
tinytim Tilted	Doops A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, “Do you have some green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you’?” The host, stunned, answers, “Of course I don’t have any green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you.’” “Oh, no!” the drunk cries. “I’m really sorry…I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”

08-25-2003, 04:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
MeNdI Upright Location: The Sunshine State	HoHo - Great joke! __________________ Mi laik wanpela moa!

08-25-2003, 06:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Made me laugh! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-25-2003, 09:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Doops spelled backwards is spooD Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

08-26-2003, 04:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, shit, good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-25-2003, 05:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	lol... pretty good joke there

08-25-2003, 05:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
mew Psycho Location: Canada	not bad not bad at all!

08-27-2003, 07:07 AM	#9 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	Pretty good one! Made me chuckle