Joke of the Day - August 25 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-25-2003, 03:42 AM

A four year old and his mother were discussing holidays, and she asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?"

Her husband, who was sitting nearby, quickly answered, "Election day."

ssander9 · 08-25-2003, 04:50 AM

Hey hey, good one lol

conversequietus · 08-25-2003, 07:56 AM

That's clever. I like it a lot.

jimk · 08-25-2003, 09:01 AM

two hydrogen atoms go into a bar & sit down. one of them says, "ahhh,shit." & starts looking around on the floor under its barstool. its buddy asks what's wrong & it says, "i dropped my electron!" buddy asks if it's sure.......

"Yeah, i'm positive."

08-25-2003, 03:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 25 A four year old and his mother were discussing holidays, and she asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?" Her husband, who was sitting nearby, quickly answered, "Election day."

08-25-2003, 04:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Hey hey, good one lol __________________ I never said you had to.

08-25-2003, 09:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	two hydrogen atoms go into a bar & sit down. one of them says, "ahhh,shit." & starts looking around on the floor under its barstool. its buddy asks what's wrong & it says, "i dropped my electron!" buddy asks if it's sure....... "Yeah, i'm positive." __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-25-2003, 07:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	That's clever. I like it a lot.