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Old 08-25-2003, 11:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Doops

A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, “Do you have some green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you’?”

The host, stunned, answers, “Of course I don’t have any green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you.’”

“Oh, no!” the drunk cries. “I’m really sorry…I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HoHo - Great joke!
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Old 08-25-2003, 05:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol... pretty good joke there
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Old 08-25-2003, 05:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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not bad not bad at all!
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Old 08-25-2003, 06:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Made me laugh! Thanks
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Old 08-25-2003, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Doops spelled backwards is spooD

Asta!!
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Old 08-25-2003, 10:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Doops spelled backwards is spooD

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I think it would actualy be Spood.

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Old 08-26-2003, 04:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh, shit, good one!
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Pretty good one! Made me chuckle
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