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feetfirst · 08-25-2003, 01:50 AM

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to

buy half a head of lettuce.

The young man working in that department told him they only sold whole heads

of lettuce.

The man was insistent that the young man ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the young man said to his manager, "Some jerk

wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he

turned

to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this

gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the

deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found his employee and

said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation

earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from,

son?" "Canada, sir," the young man replied. "Well, why did you leave

Canada?" the manager asked. "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey

players up there," said the young man.

"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No kidding??? Who'd she play for?" the young man quickly replied.

fizzledorf · 08-25-2003, 05:16 AM

manager position, here I come...

Flesh · 08-25-2003, 06:52 AM

haha, clever.

Monre · 08-25-2003, 07:06 AM

Heard it but gets better each time

conversequietus · 08-25-2003, 07:45 AM

Pretty good.

rmarshall · 08-25-2003, 08:00 AM

Canadians are pretty smart, eh?

Midlandmadman · 08-25-2003, 09:05 AM

hahaha good joke!!!!

Keg-o-Grog · 08-25-2003, 09:55 AM

Root_Beer_Man · 08-25-2003, 11:14 AM

HAHA its great to be a Canadian

tinytim · 08-25-2003, 10:59 PM

I would just like to say that a waiter where I works tells this joke to most every table he waits on. I just love how it evolves a little everytime he tells it.

Mitzkrieg · 08-26-2003, 01:56 AM

oh that's a good one

puddlesmilo · 08-26-2003, 02:24 AM

cute
Thanks

08-25-2003, 01:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
feetfirst Upright	lettuce A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The young man working in that department told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the young man ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the young man said to his manager, "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found his employee and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the young man replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there," said the young man. "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No kidding??? Who'd she play for?" the young man quickly replied.

08-25-2003, 09:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahaha good joke!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-25-2003, 09:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	meh __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-25-2003, 11:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA its great to be a Canadian __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-25-2003, 05:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	manager position, here I come...

08-25-2003, 06:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, clever.

08-25-2003, 07:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Monre Banned	Heard it but gets better each time

08-25-2003, 07:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	Pretty good.

08-25-2003, 08:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Canadians are pretty smart, eh?

08-25-2003, 10:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
tinytim Tilted	I would just like to say that a waiter where I works tells this joke to most every table he waits on. I just love how it evolves a little everytime he tells it.

08-26-2003, 01:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	oh that's a good one

08-26-2003, 02:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
puddlesmilo Psycho	cute Thanks