Brewmaniac

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes
the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-
fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
me alone, I'm married'!"

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blkdmnd

Happy ending jokes are so rare these days. Thanks.

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Shades

I hate to admit it, but I actually emitted a small "awww!" at the end of the joke before I could stop it. My heart was genuinely warmed, thank you.

bhamv

Yep, definately a nice warm "aww" joke. Thanks for posting.

soccerstudpc20

wow, what a good warm hearted joke. Its not even really a joke, just a nice story. lol. Nice post!

warrrreagl

Good one. I'm sending this one to my wife (nudge, nudge).

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RenegadeSoul

that is an aww joke, I managed to suppress the aww before it could escape though