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08-23-2003, 06:40 PM
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Crazy
Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!
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The test.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She is a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy. She likes to flirt with me and make me feel uncomfortable. One day, shortly before the wedding she called and asked if I would come over to check the invitations. When I arrived she was alone and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she just couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she would like to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said. "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it come and get me". I just stood there mouth agape and watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment then turned and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing there with tears in his eyes. He hugged me and said "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test". "We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family". Am I ever glad I keep my condoms in the glovebox of my car. |
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08-24-2003, 07:18 AM
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My own person -- his by choice
Location: Lebell's arms
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Never heard this one before -- truly funny!
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