EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Cujo · 08-23-2003, 05:52 PM

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

Shpoop · 08-23-2003, 06:09 PM

ive heard it but i forgot i had until i finished the punchline

just wrooooooooooooooooong

txgirl · 08-23-2003, 06:32 PM

that's so not funny...

microdot · 08-23-2003, 06:44 PM

yes, yes it is funny.

Tiger69z · 08-23-2003, 08:30 PM

no it's not

JTC · 08-24-2003, 04:08 AM

Hahaha

That is wrong. But so very funny at the same time

Hello Mommy

Flesh · 08-24-2003, 06:48 AM

been posted

mrquackers · 08-24-2003, 09:27 AM

I shuddered and chanted "no! no! no! no! no!!!"

RoadRage · 08-24-2003, 10:52 AM

billybob · 08-24-2003, 10:55 AM

Haha, that was a nasty twist.

Happyland · 08-24-2003, 12:55 PM

i like your vomtiting smilies rage oh and by the way you can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him drink water

loganmule · 08-24-2003, 04:40 PM

interesting twist at the end, in more ways than one...ewww is right

Root_Beer_Man · 08-24-2003, 08:23 PM

Fucking WRONG!! EWW!!!

Splice · 08-24-2003, 11:27 PM

THAT IS SICK!!! and FUNNY...EWWWW!

Dilbert1234567 · 08-25-2003, 10:02 PM

oh god EW EW EWWWWWWW

scansinboy · 08-26-2003, 10:53 PM

That is just plain Nas-tay!

Mantus · 08-26-2003, 11:05 PM

That was good

Keg-o-Grog · 08-27-2003, 02:08 AM

gross... grooooossss....

sky_driver · 08-28-2003, 10:05 AM

EWWWWWWWWWW is right.

Apokx · 08-28-2003, 10:12 PM

OH MY GOD.

toxic515 · 08-28-2003, 11:36 PM

Nasty, But good.

bravo49 · 08-29-2003, 01:57 AM

That's bad, that's very bad

mystmarimatt · 08-29-2003, 11:43 AM

aaaaaah
grosssssssssssssssssssss

gloveshot3 · 09-01-2003, 06:24 AM

like i said the last time it was posted--big deal, he used to suck her tits when he was little.

lola218 · 09-01-2003, 01:16 PM

That put a pit in my stomache when I read the punchline. Really gross!

ph3r3d · 09-01-2003, 10:58 PM

buahhahahahahaha

doubleaught · 09-01-2003, 11:28 PM

okay, I truthfully shivered with disgust.

HAPPY NOW????

nostalgic1 · 09-03-2003, 07:23 PM

yeah... definitely not cool... at all... yuck..

Dano069 · 09-04-2003, 05:57 AM

08-23-2003, 05:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cujo Crazy Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!	EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

08-24-2003, 04:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
JTC Tilted Location: Australia	Hahaha That is wrong. But so very funny at the same time Hello Mommy __________________ I like to eat cheese

08-24-2003, 09:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	I shuddered and chanted "no! no! no! no! no!!!" __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

08-24-2003, 10:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	__________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-24-2003, 12:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	i like your vomtiting smilies rage oh and by the way you can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him drink water __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-23-2003, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	ive heard it but i forgot i had until i finished the punchline just wrooooooooooooooooong

08-23-2003, 06:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	that's so not funny...

08-23-2003, 06:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	yes, yes it is funny.

08-23-2003, 08:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	no it's not

08-24-2003, 06:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	been posted

08-24-2003, 10:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
billybob Upright	Haha, that was a nasty twist.

08-24-2003, 04:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	interesting twist at the end, in more ways than one...ewww is right

08-24-2003, 08:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	Fucking WRONG!! EWW!!! __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-24-2003, 11:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
Splice Crazy	THAT IS SICK!!! and FUNNY...EWWWW!

08-25-2003, 10:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	oh god EW EW EWWWWWWW __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

08-26-2003, 10:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	That is just plain Nas-tay! __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

08-26-2003, 11:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	That was good

08-27-2003, 02:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	gross... grooooossss.... __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-28-2003, 10:05 AM	#19 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	EWWWWWWWWWW is right.

08-28-2003, 10:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	OH MY GOD.

08-28-2003, 11:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	Nasty, But good. __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

08-29-2003, 01:57 AM	#22 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	That's bad, that's very bad

08-29-2003, 11:43 AM	#23 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	aaaaaah grosssssssssssssssssssss __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-01-2003, 06:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	like i said the last time it was posted--big deal, he used to suck her tits when he was little.

09-01-2003, 01:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	That put a pit in my stomache when I read the punchline. Really gross!

09-01-2003, 10:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
ph3r3d Insane	buahhahahahahaha __________________ waz000t!#!#&!!

09-01-2003, 11:28 PM	#27 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	okay, I truthfully shivered with disgust. HAPPY NOW????

09-03-2003, 07:23 PM	#28 (permalink)
nostalgic1 Insane Location: Location: Location: Location:	yeah... definitely not cool... at all... yuck.. __________________ I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple.

09-04-2003, 05:57 AM	#29 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity