Cocktail Hour
 

A guy walks into a bar and sees a women at the other end. He calls to the bartender and says "Get that douche bag over there a drink and put it on my tab".

The bartender says, "Sir that kind of language is not appreciated around here."

The guy says, "yea, yea, yea OK. So go and get that douche bag a drink will you?"

The bartender says, "Sir, I'll have to ask you to refrain from using such language."

The guy says, "OK, but get that douche bag a drink and put it on my tab."

The bartender finally gives up and walks over to the lady and the other end. He says, "Ma'am, that gentleman at the other end of the bar would like to buy you a drink."

The lady looks up and says, "Isn't that nice, I'll have a vinegar and water."

Fifth grade humor at it's finest. ;-)

It may be because I'm sleepy but...

I dont get it...

Vinegar and water is a home made douche. You see a douche is......nevermind.