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uncle phil · 08-22-2003, 03:21 AM

DOG PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Tickford · 08-22-2003, 04:57 AM

This kinda sounds like humans......

hfw01 · 08-22-2003, 05:49 AM

Sounds like the toddler creed....

cchris · 08-22-2003, 04:25 PM

Dogs are much better than cats

AP1 · 08-22-2003, 05:16 PM

does snoop adhere to the same creedo?

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:30 PM

Yeah, my dog was like that.

goobster · 08-24-2003, 06:57 AM

Sounds about right

bravo49 · 08-24-2003, 11:44 PM

Are you sure that it it dog laws? Sounds like my wifes laws

08-22-2003, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Dog Play 1 DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2003, 04:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	This kinda sounds like humans...... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-22-2003, 04:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Dogs are much better than cats __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-22-2003, 05:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
AP1 Crazy Location: Virginia, USA	does snoop adhere to the same creedo? __________________ i'm the man from nantucket

08-23-2003, 02:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Yeah, my dog was like that. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-22-2003, 05:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
hfw01 Tilted Location: Mandeville, LA	Sounds like the toddler creed....

08-24-2003, 06:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
goobster Insane	Sounds about right

08-24-2003, 11:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Are you sure that it it dog laws? Sounds like my wifes laws