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Old 08-21-2003, 10:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ugly

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his arse off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, Funny $#!7
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha that's fucking funny.
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Old 08-22-2003, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahahah! Great joke!
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Old 08-22-2003, 03:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol that's so wrong

It's like that bunny and bear joke
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Old 08-22-2003, 04:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That cracks me up! That's like the one about the bear and the rabbit who met the genie and each got a wish. The bear asked for all the neighboring bears to be horny females, and the rabbit wished for the bear to be gay...
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahahaha
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a similar joke. Two workers and a manager are on a deserted island, when they met a genie. So the workers wished to be millionaires with their own private islands, and the manager wished for them to be back after lunch.
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Old 08-22-2003, 11:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's hilarious. It would be almost worth using your only wish.
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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good one, and similar to many, as already noted
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Indeed a good joke, made me laugh out loud.
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Old 08-23-2003, 01:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!!!

How much of a bastard is that guy.

He'd probably be sent straight to hell
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Brought tears to my eyes......!
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:51 AM   #14 (permalink)
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rofl, good stuff
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Good one tickford keep 'em coming!
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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omg thats a cold bastard, lol
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Old 08-23-2003, 10:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
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LMAO! I saw that one coming!
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Old 08-23-2003, 10:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2003, 02:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Absolutely fantastic!
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Old 08-24-2003, 10:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Messed up for those ugos!
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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thanks man that was a great one
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Old 08-24-2003, 01:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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oh.. that is horrible!.. yet.. you have to wonder.. why would they ask to be gorgeous if they had already died?
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Old 08-24-2003, 08:14 PM   #23 (permalink)
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HAHAHA i cant breathe HAHA
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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ooh. that guy is my new role model
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:22 AM   #25 (permalink)
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LOL!!! shit man...this is really funny....that guy is a total asshole!!
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:42 AM   #26 (permalink)
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He needs therapy
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Great Joke....
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Old 08-28-2003, 09:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Good joke
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:36 AM   #29 (permalink)
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hehe, so cruel...i love it
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:08 PM   #30 (permalink)
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that's the best one i've read so far
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Old 09-28-2003, 02:00 AM   #31 (permalink)
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that's so funny i peed myself, a lot...
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Old 09-28-2003, 04:05 PM   #32 (permalink)
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ive heard the similar ones, but i didnt see this one coming

great joke!
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Old 09-28-2003, 04:07 PM   #33 (permalink)
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nice
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Old 06-15-2008, 08:59 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Soooo many jokes with this premise, yet they all make me chuckle!
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:33 PM   #35 (permalink)
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This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard!
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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LOL what a dick
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:49 PM   #37 (permalink)
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That guy sounds just like me.

Only ugly, of course.
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:18 PM   #38 (permalink)
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This was wonderfull!!!
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:58 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Really loud laughs here
great joke, thanks
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