Ugly
 

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his arse off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again

LOL, Funny $#!7

Haha that's fucking funny.

Hahahah! Great joke!

Lol that's so wrong

It's like that bunny and bear joke

That cracks me up! That's like the one about the bear and the rabbit who met the genie and each got a wish. The bear asked for all the neighboring bears to be horny females, and the rabbit wished for the bear to be gay...

hahahahaha

Reminds me of a similar joke. Two workers and a manager are on a deserted island, when they met a genie. So the workers wished to be millionaires with their own private islands, and the manager wished for them to be back after lunch.

That's hilarious. It would be almost worth using your only wish.

good one, and similar to many, as already noted

Indeed a good joke, made me laugh out loud.

Hahahaha!!! :D

How much of a bastard is that guy.

He'd probably be sent straight to hell :p

Brought tears to my eyes......!

rofl, good stuff

Good one tickford keep 'em coming!

omg thats a cold bastard, lol

LMAO! I saw that one coming!

evil !!

Absolutely fantastic!

Messed up for those ugos!

thanks man that was a great one

oh.. that is horrible!.. yet.. you have to wonder.. why would they ask to be gorgeous if they had already died?

HAHAHA i cant breathe HAHA

ooh. that guy is my new role model

LOL!!! shit man...this is really funny....that guy is a total asshole!!

He needs therapy

Great Joke....

Good joke

hehe, so cruel...i love it

that's the best one i've read so far

that's so funny i peed myself, a lot...

ive heard the similar ones, but i didnt see this one coming

great joke!

nice

Soooo many jokes with this premise, yet they all make me chuckle! :)

This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard!

LOL what a dick

That guy sounds just like me.

Only ugly, of course.

This was wonderfull!!!

Really loud laughs here
great joke, thanks :D